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Singin' the Blues
March 25, 2011 - Karin Elton
A white female in a black truck stepped out of the truck to slap someone and then got back in, the police dispatcher said over the scanner this week.
A newsroom reporter said it sounded like the beginnings of a country song.
She’s got a point. It could go something like this:
A white fe-male in a black, Ford truck done took my Chocolate brown lab.
My Pabst Blue Ribbon was settin’ there too. Oh Lord I’m going to Rehab.
Yes, she took my Ford, dog and old Blue. Don’t know what I’m gonna do —
My girlfriend is mad that my wife slapped her silly. So she took my Killian’s Red and rode off in my green Chevy.
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