Huh?

This weekend I looked all over the house for my glasses. I looked at the spots that I had recently visited in the house — the computer table, my bedroom tables, the kitchen counter.

Looked at these spots twice. I thought, “where the heck are they?”

Then I thought, “I’m going to check the top of my head just in case.” And sure enough the darn things were there.

I felt dumb. Such a cliche.

In my defense, my glasses are very lightweight. I couldn’t feel them at all. I take them off when I’m reading. No. Still dumb. I'm glad my kids weren't home to witness me making a spectacle of myself.