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A literal interpretation

August 27, 2009 - Karin Elton
Just got this e-mail: “I've always had trouble with my weight ever since I was young.Of course I tried all the "best" fat loss products, nothing helped very much.It wasn't til I tried Colo Cleanse Plus that I ... literally saw 15 pounds melt away within the first few weeks!”

There is a lot to comment on that, but I’ll go with the “literally saw 15 pounds melt away...”

This means Joni Arias from Norway (so the e-mail says) was sitting or walking or something and she left a puddle of 15 pounds of (most likely) ugly fat.

I suppose the yellow globules hardened again. I wonder if they attached themselves to nearby fat like mercury. I would hate to be walking by Joni at the time her fat was literally melting.

Then I would have to e-mail someone, "I literally saw 15 pounds of ugly, yellow globules literally jump off the floor and attach themselves to my already existent adipose tissue."

 
 

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