Martwalking

I was at the check-out counter at a Big Box store last night with my two daughters when the checker — it looked like he could have been a college student — asked how my shopping experience was.

I said fine but my daughters had been a little rambunctious in the store. He said he had been rambunctious earlier in the day when business was slow. He did the moonwalk in the aisle for the other employees’ amusement.

“I moonwalked the whole aisle,” he said.

He said one worker was from England and was unfamiliar with the moonwalk.

I said that’s no excuse. Michael Jackson was an international entertainer. He agreed and said he told the guy to check out Michael Jackson’s moonwalk on youtube and then he will understand.

After the guy was finished adding up the groceries he moonwalked for us. It wasn’t too bad.