Drew Brees is the quarterback of the New Orleans Saints (he plays on the side of the ball where players aren't encouraged to rip a person in half like a bread stick and end his career). Earlier this week, Brees, who would finish a close third to crawfish and shrimp in a Louisiana popularity contest, posted a letter on his foundation's website saying there is no place in the NFL for players "to conspire, to be coerced, or to be incentivized to intentionally injure another player." Think he wrote that himself? Sure, and Obama writes his speeches. Brees went on to say he did not participate in any bounty program, "nor did I have any knowledge relating to its real existence."